Before Knocking Ask Yourself Doormat
Ready to keep the world at arm's length? This hilariously honest doormat speaks fluent antisocial with style! usly
What You Get: Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction, Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety, Genero sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm), Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended), Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it!
Ready to keep the world at arm's length? This hilariously honest doormat speaks fluent antisocial with style! usly
What You Get: Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction, Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety, Genero sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm), Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended), Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it!
Ready to keep the world at arm's length? This hilariously honest doormat speaks fluent antisocial with style! usly
What You Get: Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction, Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety, Genero sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm), Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended), Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it!
