Don't Go Bacon My Heart TShirt
You didn’t ask for a dad joke and a serotonin boost in one shirt, but here we are. This adorable tee features two dancing breakfast icons—one strip of bacon and one egg—beneath the iconic pun: “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” “I Couldn’t If I Fried.” Equal parts groan-worthy and adorable, this is the perfect t-shirt for pun lovers, brunch enthusiasts, and anyone who thrives on egg-cellent wordplay.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
You didn’t ask for a dad joke and a serotonin boost in one shirt, but here we are. This adorable tee features two dancing breakfast icons—one strip of bacon and one egg—beneath the iconic pun: “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” “I Couldn’t If I Fried.” Equal parts groan-worthy and adorable, this is the perfect t-shirt for pun lovers, brunch enthusiasts, and anyone who thrives on egg-cellent wordplay.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
You didn’t ask for a dad joke and a serotonin boost in one shirt, but here we are. This adorable tee features two dancing breakfast icons—one strip of bacon and one egg—beneath the iconic pun: “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” “I Couldn’t If I Fried.” Equal parts groan-worthy and adorable, this is the perfect t-shirt for pun lovers, brunch enthusiasts, and anyone who thrives on egg-cellent wordplay.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
