Mission... Forgotten Tee
I came.
I saw.
I totally blanked.
If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately questioned your entire existence, this shirt gets you. A minimalist design with maximum neurospicy relatability, it's the perfect blend of deadpan humor and executive dysfunction chic.
🧠 Soft fabric, dry wit
🚪 For forgetful wanderers and doorframe philosophers
💭 May or may not help you remember why you came
Basically, it's wearable brain fog—and it looks dang good.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
I came.
I saw.
I totally blanked.
If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately questioned your entire existence, this shirt gets you. A minimalist design with maximum neurospicy relatability, it's the perfect blend of deadpan humor and executive dysfunction chic.
🧠 Soft fabric, dry wit
🚪 For forgetful wanderers and doorframe philosophers
💭 May or may not help you remember why you came
Basically, it's wearable brain fog—and it looks dang good.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
I came.
I saw.
I totally blanked.
If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately questioned your entire existence, this shirt gets you. A minimalist design with maximum neurospicy relatability, it's the perfect blend of deadpan humor and executive dysfunction chic.
🧠 Soft fabric, dry wit
🚪 For forgetful wanderers and doorframe philosophers
💭 May or may not help you remember why you came
Basically, it's wearable brain fog—and it looks dang good.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable design with double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique soft texture and coloration. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
