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Setting crystal clear boundaries with a side of sass! This brutally honest doormat cuts through the nonsense with zero apologies.
What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts with actual utility 🎁 Friends who need help setting boundaries 🎁 Anyone tired of surprise visitors 🎁 People who appreciate straight-talk humor
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Finally, a doormat that does the talking for you! 🚪
Setting crystal clear boundaries with a side of sass! This brutally honest doormat cuts through the nonsense with zero apologies.
What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts with actual utility 🎁 Friends who need help setting boundaries 🎁 Anyone tired of surprise visitors 🎁 People who appreciate straight-talk humor
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Finally, a doormat that does the talking for you! 🚪
Setting crystal clear boundaries with a side of sass! This brutally honest doormat cuts through the nonsense with zero apologies.
What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts with actual utility 🎁 Friends who need help setting boundaries 🎁 Anyone tired of surprise visitors 🎁 People who appreciate straight-talk humor
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Finally, a doormat that does the talking for you! 🚪
