Social Battery Low T-Shirt
The painfully accurate shirt for when your social battery is perpetually running on 2%. This clever design visualizes what every introvert and socially anxious person feels – that constant monitoring of your people energy levels. Features a minimalist chart showing your social battery status from "Fully Charged" to whatever level you're currently operating at (spoiler: it's probably "Please Leave Me Alone").
Product Features: Premium 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and comfort Seamless side construction for a clean, flattering fit Elastic ribbed collar that won't lose its shape (unlike your patience in crowds) Shoulder tape reinforcement prevents stretching and maintains structure Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors Tumble dry on low heat Iron or steam on low heat No bleach, no dry cleaning Ideal for introverts, people with social anxiety, mental health advocates, or anyone who's ever needed to explain why they're "peopled out" for the day.
The painfully accurate shirt for when your social battery is perpetually running on 2%. This clever design visualizes what every introvert and socially anxious person feels – that constant monitoring of your people energy levels. Features a minimalist chart showing your social battery status from "Fully Charged" to whatever level you're currently operating at (spoiler: it's probably "Please Leave Me Alone").
Product Features: Premium 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and comfort Seamless side construction for a clean, flattering fit Elastic ribbed collar that won't lose its shape (unlike your patience in crowds) Shoulder tape reinforcement prevents stretching and maintains structure Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors Tumble dry on low heat Iron or steam on low heat No bleach, no dry cleaning Ideal for introverts, people with social anxiety, mental health advocates, or anyone who's ever needed to explain why they're "peopled out" for the day.
The painfully accurate shirt for when your social battery is perpetually running on 2%. This clever design visualizes what every introvert and socially anxious person feels – that constant monitoring of your people energy levels. Features a minimalist chart showing your social battery status from "Fully Charged" to whatever level you're currently operating at (spoiler: it's probably "Please Leave Me Alone").
Product Features: Premium 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and comfort Seamless side construction for a clean, flattering fit Elastic ribbed collar that won't lose its shape (unlike your patience in crowds) Shoulder tape reinforcement prevents stretching and maintains structure Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors Tumble dry on low heat Iron or steam on low heat No bleach, no dry cleaning Ideal for introverts, people with social anxiety, mental health advocates, or anyone who's ever needed to explain why they're "peopled out" for the day.
