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What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts that make a statement 🎁 Friends who "forgot" to answer your texts 🎁 Anyone building their introvert fortress 🎁 People with a sense of humor about modern life
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it! 🚪
Ready to keep the world at arm's length? This hilariously honest doormat speaks fluent antisocial with style!
What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts that make a statement 🎁 Friends who "forgot" to answer your texts 🎁 Anyone building their introvert fortress 🎁 People with a sense of humor about modern life
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it! 🚪
Ready to keep the world at arm's length? This hilariously honest doormat speaks fluent antisocial with style!
What You Get: ✨ Premium eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber construction ✨ Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety ✨ Generously sized 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) ✨ Designed for outdoor use (covered areas recommended) ✨ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
Why Choose Our Premium Doormats: 🏆 Superior durability - built to last through seasons of sarcasm 🏆 Professional-grade printing that won't fade 🏆 Thick, substantial feel (not those flimsy knockoffs) 🏆 Perfect gift that actually gets daily use Perfect For: 🎁 Housewarming gifts that make a statement 🎁 Friends who "forgot" to answer your texts 🎁 Anyone building their introvert fortress 🎁 People with a sense of humor about modern life
Care Instructions: Place in covered, weather-protected area. Natural coir may shed initially - just shake it out! Keep away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture for longest life. Your guests will get the hint... and probably laugh while they're at it! 🚪
